Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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