Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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