You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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