you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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