: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
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