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He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
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