remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Randomize
