He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
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