so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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