no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
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