he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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