We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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