New invention idea: vibrating tampons
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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