I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
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