Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
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Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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