the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
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