why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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