remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
i love accidental penises.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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