and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
im holly from the hills drunk
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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