Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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