I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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