I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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