there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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