You're completely useless in the revolution.
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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