Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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