she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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