And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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