I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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