just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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