yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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