All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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