i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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