ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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