I CAN MOONWALK!
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
Randomize
