My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
We need to rekindle our bromance
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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