You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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