I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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