Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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