Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
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