You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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