I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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