They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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