My boss' voice literally gives me gas
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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