i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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