no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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