If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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