I accidentally had phone sex last night
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Randomize
