You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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