sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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