He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
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