i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
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