I wanna bring you to show and tell
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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