after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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