we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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