Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
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